Everyone is dealt the same ten cards each day. Your goal is to try to make the funniest sentence with the highest point value and see if your sentence is funny enough to be read aloud on air by our on air personalities. We’ll read sentences each weekday at 7:13 a.m., 10:20 a.m., 2:20 p.m. and 5:13 p.m. One random winner each weekday will win a free copy of You've been Sentenced! Winners will be contacted by email. Each random winner will then be registered to win the grand prize – an all-inclusive vacation for two to the Occidental Grand Punta Cana Resort, courtesy of Apple Vacations.
Attention schools: Students who submit sentences that are read on 1150AM WDEL can win an interactive white board version of ‘You’ve been Sentenced!’ for their classroom. Be sure to mark your entry as being from a student and the school he/she attends. Winners will be notified by e-mail.
Rules: You do not have to use all 10 cards to make your sentence but of course the more you use the higher your score will be but remember the more you use, probably the crazier your sentence is going to sound, so be sure to submit a justification as to how your sentence makes sense. New cards will be put up on this site each week day by 6:00PM.
Good luck and have fun playing! From the team at 1150AM WDEL.
WINNERS: November 18: Carl Kanefsky Philadelphia readers ranked Paris Hilton below the quickest and sloppiest sliding pit. November 17: Jeanne Carroll Greta Garbo slides between the sheets, quickly reading of sloppy Philadelphia pits. November 16: Gerri Stephey Father Time, because of fancier languages, makes knucklehead Delaware the outer boundary. November 13: Shelly Flores Spoiled Marlon Brando, far early in Las Vegas, fired the average age momentarily. November 12: Jim Reilly Katherine Hepburn snakes down from the dugout, swinging specialty numbers and topping the charts. November 11: Jennifer Enslen Lucky Lou punched the boys locker room, which (the) ducks called the gross pig pen. November 10: Lisa Dolbey What if the museum monkeys mistakenly mixed the Pablo Picasso with largely junkier paintings? November 9: Allison Steele Ty Cobb threw to the boss's office, above the cheapest loud mouth spitting and twisting. November 6: Mark Robinson The fattest, scary Freddy Kruger must have paged the toy store near the haunted house. November 5: Michael Bellgren Sugar Ray Robinson, acting weirdly, has sneaked the grinder into (the) the principal's office. November 4: Mike Kriner Simon Gagne wrote the experiment spilled on the sidewalk through (the) hot hard street. November 3: Betsy Morris During the race, crusher Larry Lounge Lizard poisoned, broke and sauced the library attendant. November 2: Lynette Gerweck Thinking of changing inside (of) the doctor's office, Napoleon grew jerky. October 30: Mike Smith Jason mashed the fantasized homer far far away from the mean weaker skipper. October 29: Sara Wisniewski Starting peeper Cliff Lee was worming hairy named Yankees to the basement. October 28: Bill Stoddart The built Ryan Howard secretly eats, bounces, (and) snaps Yankees. October 27: Janet Strobert Sneezing on the bench, Kevin Kolb looked good, except for nursing and scooping feet. October 26: Lisa Haley Junky Blue Rocks dumped Brett myers the largest aching pain of Rehoboth. October 23: Erica Cool Dreamer Don New Mexico flunked gaming and crashed Count Dracula baby squirrels. October 22: Joe Harris Loved Coach Keeler was eyed and produces strongest coldest in New York. October 21: Hank Adam John McCain crept away from Concord Pike as the foxes sprang pointed and partied. October 20: Mike Wisniewski Vice President Biden fumbled the yellow stinky pot over the cat named tickles. October 19: Carol Nosey Al Mascitti fasted to long around (the) boring Hockessin lady rats.
